This week, we’ve been treated by Games Workshop to a brand new Kharn The Betrayer model and I for one think it looks brilliant. Dynamic and full of character, the new sculpt captures the true madness of Angron’s equerry and his brutal, rampaging nature with violent bloodlust as well. Gorechild looks like a Primarch’s weapon now too. It’s a big win for me, and a lovely treat to the much beleaguered (though not for much longer if all the rumours are true) Chaos Space Marine players.
However, and I mean this in no way to be moan, there are still some characters kicking around the galaxy of the 41st Millennium that could definitely do with their own resculpts. One might even argue that they needed updating before Kharn had his turn. I for one always quite liked the old Kharn model (though the new one is a lot better of course).

The cocked head, the ‘come on, I dare you to come closer to me’ stance and the raised axe were all pretty cool. All of those features I just mentioned (and plenty of others) do look better on the new miniature, but I suppose what I’m saying is that Games Workshop have plenty of other fish to fry in this area. And to that end, I’ve picked out five miniatures that definitely need an update, and the faster, the better. In no particular order…
Mephiston

Now, in fairness, I could have picked half of the characters in the Blood Angel range at the moment to fit into this list, but rather than stick them all in here, I’m going to restrict myself to just Mephiston. I remember when the model was released in metal the first time round and I loved it back then, but now, one of the most legendary Sons of Sanguinius is looking somewhat static, and while many of the details make for a cool mini, imagine how much better they’d look with a modern sculpt? The cloak could be billowing out, the plasma pistol could be held more threateningly and that skull shoulder pad could really be brought up to a higher standard. What’s more, those two pointy bits on the sword could be streamlined as I’ve always wondered how they gave him any benefits at all as they would make a blade harder to cut with and stab with. His rules make him a boss, but the mini, while not quite sending me into a black rage, does make me thirsty for a redoing. Here’s hoping they can make him a little more dynamic and detailed soon.
Drazhar

I’m no great fan of the Dark Eldar as a rule – nothing against them but they’ve never really got my hobby juices flowing. One thing that they do have going for them is that they have a lot of very good looking characters and HQ choices, from Lelith to Urien, from the Succubus to the Haemonculus. And then there’s Drazhar, doing what I’d call a ‘prancing velociraptor’ impression. The enigmatic master of blades looks just a bit underwhelming when stacked up against other characters in the range. Add into this that he got a little bit of a nerf with the last codex (albeit with a points drop), you don’t see him much these days. Those demiklaives of his could be much better positioned, and in fact the model would look far better in a leaping pose. Throw in a few more details to that desperately dull armour, and he could be a real winner in terms of looks at least. A character with fluff as good as Drazhar’s shouldn’t have the worst sculpt in the Dark Eldar range.
Cypher

Ah, the bathrobe wearing wild west gunslinger. He’s been skulking in the shadows for so long now, and only part of that is due to his ancient sculpt. Arguably one of the most popular characters in the game if we’re going by lore alone, he is well overdue an update by now. I’d like to see him in a pose that lends itself to his shadowy background and not something that would better suit a Western B Movie extra whose about to be shot by the man in the white hat. The holsters for his pistols are about the same size as his upper legs and his face looks like something out of a bad horror movie (ok, so that’s not unique in the CSM line), so it really does need clearing up. Also, I’d like to see the armour being maybe MkII or MkIII – bring him in line with the fluff a little more. As it is, I don’t think I could stand the idea of painting this guy up now, which is a shame because he really is an incredibly cool character to have in the 41st Millennium.
Ragnar Blackmane

I’m sure I’ve brought this guy’s sculpt up before but just look at it. It has not aged well and there are so many things that I hate about it now that I don’t know where to start. I remember when this character, and indeed this model, was the absolute boss but talk about being surpassed by literally everything in the 40k range. From the game’s flimsiest chainsword to the legs akimbo pose that’s so static he should have a tuning nob on his armour somewhere, the guy needs some love. His face makes him look like an angry vampire who’s trying to pass a particularly spicy curry and the clip on his bolt pistol is bigger than the bolt pistol itself! Oh, woe is Ragnar. Look at what they’ve done with Njal and Logan in recent years – surely Señor Blackmane deserves the same treatment, no? I’d love to see this character appear a little more on the tabletops of gaming stores again, but in his current state, I can’t believe anyone would want to spend the time painting him, let alone playing with him.
The Avatar

There are whispers that a new Avatar is on the way, and not before time. £23.50 is a lot to spend on something so small and disappointing. In fact, it really is size that matters here, with the so called avatar of a God being dwarfed by Greater Daemons, C’Tan and so much more. Forge World already offer a bigger version but the masses would love to see this iconic miniature be brought up to the same scale as a Bloodthirster. Most wouldn’t mind paying a little more either for something that didn’t look 20 years old. In terms of the sculpt, it’s not a dire case, but there could be a bit more detail to that armour and the sword could certainly be improved upon. When the Durthu/Treeman kit was released, a lot of people were eying up the ancient’s sword and dreaming of an Avatar wielding something like that, and I heard some even suggest a conversion (though I don’t think I’ve ever seen one). Khaine deserves better than his current lot and all those Eldar players would love to see an Avatar that looked like it could punch a Bloodthirster in its face without having to jump up to do it.
Now, I realise that this has all come off a bit negative, and that wasn’t my intention at all. Just wanted to remind myself, GW and you, the reader, that there’s still a lot in that range that needs an update. But let’s end on a positive note. When these miniatures do get updated, you know that they’re going to look amazing, and I for one can’t wait to see them. The team in Nottingham are doing wonders at the moment and pretty much every miniature they’re putting out looks fantastic – in fact, I can’t remember one recently where I thought it looked dorky or poorly done. These are great times to be in the hobby, and the future is bright. Let’s just hope it’s bright for these models in particular.
Did I miss anything out that you think really needs an update? Do you love one of the above old sculpts so much that you want to shout at me? Leave your comments below. Onwards!